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The Hunger Games

March 26, 12 //
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Surprisingly well made. Tense, with some great moments. 8/10 [IAN]

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Warrior

October 10, 11 //
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Most emotionally gripping least plausible film of the year. 8/10 [Elric]

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Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame

September 3, 11 //
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Weird. Funny. Fun. Deliberate pacing may bore American audiences. 7/10 [IAN]

Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes

August 7, 11 //
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Shockingly good. A tad reductive perhaps, but thoughtful, fun. 8/10 [IAN]

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Tree of Life (Bonus Reviews)

June 1, 11 //
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I had a few different nine words or less reviews bouncing around in my head so I thought I’d share them with you as well.

Like watching the neighbors Grandmother’s slideshow for five hours.
Like going back to a lecture for 6th graders.
Failed in 138 at what Up did in 10.

For that last one to work you have to count 138 as one word though.

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Tree of Life

June 1, 11 //
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Tautological. Typical family meets dime store philosophy. Pretty though. 5/10 [IAN]

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Midnight in Paris

May 26, 11 //
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Fantastic! Whimsical, romantic, might be my new favorite Allen. 9/10 [IAN]

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Dylan Dog: Dead of Night

April 29, 11 //
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Dull Routh: Dead of Script. 4/10 [Elric]

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Insidious

April 11, 11 //
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Exorcist plus Inception, times creepy. Never sleeping again. 8/10 [Lucy Glib]

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