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The Machinist

May 15, 11 //
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Emaciated Bale method-acts through twisty plot, elevating it.  7/10 [Lucy Glib]


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American Psycho

May 15, 11 //
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Genre-skewing mind f*ck. Bale is bloody brilliant. 9/10 [Lucy Glib]

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Batman Begins

May 14, 11 //
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Thoughtful, adult, occasionally grim rebirth of the Dark Knight. 9/10 [Lucy Glib]


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Lucy Glib’s Favorite Movies of the 2000s!

April 23, 11 //
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Our smart and clever – if indecisive – Ian unloaded his best movies of the 90s last week, and while I have some definite opinions on that decade, I thought I would leapfrog ahead for now and dig into my favorite movies of the 2000s (the ‘aughts?)

I was a certifiable adult in this decade. The turn of the millennium found me four years out of college, living roommate-less in my own apartment, making enough money that I was allowed some discretionary fun, and still loving the hell out of the Backstreet Boys. Over the course of the decade I got married, moved cities (twice), faced some gut-busting personal losses, met (or re-connected with) some of my BFFs, and left the security of a job I’d been at for more than a decade to pursue something new. The jury may still be out on that overall decision, but it was there I got to meet my pals and fellow nine-words-ers Ian, @andyramsey, and Oddernod/Ryan, so that’s good enough for me.

Point being, as this self-absorbed rant continues, that the 2000s weren’t fooling around. Not in my life, and not in American cinema . The movie landscape had less ground to break – technologically speaking – with The Matrix in the past and Avatar in the future. We began to see more reboots, from the excellent Ocean’s 11 to the terrible Texas Chainsaw Massacre. “It” guys and girls of the 90s (Freddie Prinze Jr., Rachael Leigh Cook) slinked into the shadows to allow for a new generation of Reynolds, Garners, Bales, and Ceras.

Michelle Williams and Joshua Jackson emerged as the winners of the Dawson’s Creek rising-star-off, leaving Katie Holmes a slave to her incongruous marriage and James Van der Beek left to make amusing memes on the Internet (and – even worse – Ke$ha videos). Netflix made it all easier to see off-the-beaten-path flicks. And there were some pretty good movies, too. My favorites are listed below. (more…)

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The 83rd Annual Academy Awards

February 28, 11 //
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Haim, snubbed.  Hosts, unfunny.  Boycott, on!  Least Bale won.  2/10 [Lucy Glib]

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The Fighter

January 15, 11 //
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Sweet story despite violence. Bale is a champion. 8/10 [Lucy Glib]

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Public Enemies

July 7, 09 //
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Characters are broad strokes, eliciting no emotion. Poorly shot. 4/10 [IAN]

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Terminator Salvation

June 13, 09 //
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Nonsensical clumsy mess: McG directs like it’s a videogame. 5/10 [Oddernod]

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Terminator Salvation

May 24, 09 //
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Just as inconsequential as expected, but still fun. 6/10

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