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Movie Quote Quiz #2 – Loosely Noir

November 9, 11 //
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For quote quiz number 2 I’m going Noir, well, loosely noir, which Google Translate tells me is “vaguement noir” in French, but I’m sure there’s a better way to say it. The quotes below are from movies that are either noir classis, neo-noir upstarts, or films that might be secretly-noir. Post your answers in the comments and come back next week for another quote quiz! I think I’ll do these on Wednesdays.

  1. “I wouldn’t give you the skin off a grape.”
  2. “Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I’ve got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you.”
  3. “I sell gasoline, I make a small profit. With that I buy groceries. The grocer makes a profit. We call it earning a living. You may have heard of it somewhere.”
  4. A: “You know all those people, Teardrop. You could ask.”
    B: “Shut up.”
    A: “None of them’s gonna be in a great big hurry to tangle with you.”
    B: “I said shut up once already, with my mouth.”
  5. “Exterminate all rational thought. That is the conclusion I have come to.”
  6. “Sooner or later everyone needs a haircut.”
  7. “Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush.”
  8. “It’s a hard world for little things.”
  9. “Do I laugh now, or wait ’til it gets funny?”

Kiss Me Deadly

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Movie Quote Quiz #1

November 4, 11 //
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Hey! So, inspired in no small way by Lucy Glib’s weekly Lyrics Quizzes that she does over at her site, I have decided to do a movie quote quiz! She usually has themes of some kind, so mine will too, eventually, but this week it pretty much turned out to be quotes from some of my favorite movies. So good luck there, it’s eclectic. Some of them are pretty easy, some are fairly obscure, but not too bad. Hope you like it! Post your answers in the comments, no peeking, (unless you want to!) Click the little speech bubble to the left to comment. [IAN]

  1. “To find the Four Masters, we’ll have to travel in a spiral.”
  2. A: “Hey… Where these stairs go?”
    B: “They go up!”
  3. “…I goddamn near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it.”
  4. “He’d kill us if he got the chance.”
  5. “I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.”
  6. A: “Did you kill the white man that killed you?”
    B: “I’m not dead… Am I?”
  7. “I’m not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.”
  8. “I’m not thrilled they set this in Mexico. There could be legitimate reasons, but Mexico’s- and I don’t like to simplistically vilify an entire country- but Mexico’s a horrible place.”
  9. A: “What are we standing on?”
    B: “Trust?… You know, you could see the sea out there, if you could see it.”

This picture has nothing to do with the movies on this list.

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Movies Out Today, November 4 2011

November 4, 11 //
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Here’s what came out today, November 4 2011!

-A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas [NPH!!!!]
-Another Happy Day
-Five Star Day
-Killing Bongo
-The Last Rites of Joe May
-The Son of No One
-Tower Heist

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Movies Out Today, October 28 2011

October 28, 11 //
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Here are the sweet movies that came out today!

Movie Releases October 28 2011

-13
-And They’re Off
-Anonymous [Scoff.]
-The Double
-In Time
-Janie Jones
-Like Crazy
-My Reincarnation
-Puss In Boots
-The Rum Diary [This one looks like a good night, and with no hangover!]

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Movies Out Today, October 21 2011

October 21, 11 //
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Here are the movies that came out today!!

Movie Releases October 21 2011

-Being Elmo: A Puppeteer’s Journey
-Margin Call
-Martha Marcy May Marlene
-The Mighty Macs
-Norman
-Oranges and Sunshine
-Paranormal Activity 3
-Retreat
-The Reunion
-Snowmen
-The Three Musketeers

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Movies Out Today, October 14th 2011

October 14, 11 //
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Here are the Movie Releases for this the 14th of October in the year of whichever Lord you like, 2011!

Movie Releases for October 14th, 2011

-The Big Year
-Chalet Girl
-Father of Invention
-Fireflies in the Garden
-Footloose
-Happy Life
-The Skin I Live In [I am pumped for this one!]
-Texas Killing Fields
-The Thing [Man, I hope this is good.]
-Trespass [Do I have to?]
-The Woman

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Movies out today, October 7th 2011

October 7, 11 //
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This morning I woke up and I thought, hey, what if I started putting movie releases on the site on the day they released? So now I will start doing that and we’ll see how we all like it! I will pull from a variety of sources and try my best to be accurate. These lists may not include every little movie in the world, but I’ll do my best! [IAN]

Movie Releases October 7th 2011

-1911 [Jackie!!]
-Blackthorn [Looks cool, Sam Shepard!]
-Dirty Girl
-The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) [I interviewed the director of this once, nice (interesting) guy.]
-The Ides of March [Early Oscar bait?]
-Real Steel [I really have no clue what to think of this one.]
-The Way
-The Women on the 6th Floor
-Take Shelter is also getting a little wider release today, I want to see this one.

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Lucy Glib’s Top Nine Movies From Books

May 11, 11 //
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The list phenomenon is a popular one that the blogosphere and VH-1 have taken to new heights.  Every Tom, Dick, and Perez has lists of every such thing, including lists of lists.  But they are efficient, easy,  good, clean fun, and every one likes skimming them up and spitting them out.

So what makes our Nine Words or More lists so engaging?  Nine items, for one thing?  Ehh? Also, our opinions.  And four of the five of us (not I) work in the filmmaking/visual effects/entertainment industry, so they have an insider’s view of things. As for me, well, I have the free time to think of and type up these things.

When it comes to consumable entertainment, my loves, in order, go a little something like this: music, Howard Stern, books, TV, movies, professional sports, NPR podcasts, the summer Olympics, college sports, people-watching in Wrigleyville, watching Taco Bell employees assemble chalupas, the winter Olympics.

That was more of a digression than I’d intended, but the point is that books are at the top of my interest list, with movies a not-so-distant trailer. The combination, when done effectively, can be a beautiful thing.  And while movies that take their inspiration from books are a favorite of mine, they also have to tread very carefully, lest they be simply effing terrible. Worst ever: The Lords of Discipline, which simply flat-out removed one of two major plots from the suspenseful and compelling Pat Conroy novel. Load of hooey.  Shouldn’t have even been made. Don’t get me started on the Demi version of Scarlett Letter. (more…)

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Lucy Glib’s Favorite Movies of the 2000s!

April 23, 11 //
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Our smart and clever – if indecisive – Ian unloaded his best movies of the 90s last week, and while I have some definite opinions on that decade, I thought I would leapfrog ahead for now and dig into my favorite movies of the 2000s (the ‘aughts?)

I was a certifiable adult in this decade. The turn of the millennium found me four years out of college, living roommate-less in my own apartment, making enough money that I was allowed some discretionary fun, and still loving the hell out of the Backstreet Boys. Over the course of the decade I got married, moved cities (twice), faced some gut-busting personal losses, met (or re-connected with) some of my BFFs, and left the security of a job I’d been at for more than a decade to pursue something new. The jury may still be out on that overall decision, but it was there I got to meet my pals and fellow nine-words-ers Ian, @andyramsey, and Oddernod/Ryan, so that’s good enough for me.

Point being, as this self-absorbed rant continues, that the 2000s weren’t fooling around. Not in my life, and not in American cinema . The movie landscape had less ground to break – technologically speaking – with The Matrix in the past and Avatar in the future. We began to see more reboots, from the excellent Ocean’s 11 to the terrible Texas Chainsaw Massacre. “It” guys and girls of the 90s (Freddie Prinze Jr., Rachael Leigh Cook) slinked into the shadows to allow for a new generation of Reynolds, Garners, Bales, and Ceras.

Michelle Williams and Joshua Jackson emerged as the winners of the Dawson’s Creek rising-star-off, leaving Katie Holmes a slave to her incongruous marriage and James Van der Beek left to make amusing memes on the Internet (and – even worse – Ke$ha videos). Netflix made it all easier to see off-the-beaten-path flicks. And there were some pretty good movies, too. My favorites are listed below. (more…)

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