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Movies Out Today, December 16 2011

December 16, 11 //
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Here are the movies that came out today, December 16th 2011!

-Alvin and the Chipmunks – Chipwrecked
-Carnage
-The Iron Lady
-Mission: Impossible: Ghost Protocol [ : : : ]
-Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

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Movies Out Today, December 9 2011

December 9, 11 //
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Here are the movies that came out today, December 9th 2011!

-I Melt with You
-In Darkness
-New Year’s Eve
-The Sitter
-Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
-We Need to Talk About Kevin
-W.E.
-Young Adult

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Movies Out Today, December 2 2011

December 2, 11 //
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Here’s what’s out December 2nd 2011!

-Answers to Nothing
-Coriolanus
-Knuckle
-Shame
-Sleeping Beauty

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Movie Quiz #5 – Birthday Bonanza!

November 30, 11 //
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In honor of my mom’s birthday today I have made this quiz of quotes that are from movies that feature a birthday scene within them. The quotes may or may not be from said birthday scene.

  1. Greta, please! I’m on my knees in a $900 suit.
  2. It’s just a jump to the left…
  3. A: Now if you two don’t mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed – or worse, expelled.
    B: She needs to sort out her priorities!
  4. I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
  5. You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?
  6. A: There goes a thousand dollars.
    B: Your shoes cost a thousand dollars?
    A: That one did.
  7. What we have here is a dreamer. Someone completely out of touch with reality.
  8. Sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.
  9. You should see the toast. I couldn’t even get it through the door.

There you have it. Post your answers in the comments section. Happy birthday!

Harry Potter all grown up

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Movies Out Today, November 23 2011

November 23, 11 //
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Here are the movies that came out today, November 23rd 2011!

-A Dangerous Method [Cronenberg!}
-Arthur Christmas
-The Artist [Looks great, love Jean Dujardin!]
-Hugo
-The Muppets [Please be good!]
-My Week with Marilyn
-Rampart (NY/LA)

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Movie Quiz #4 – Famously Fun!

November 23, 11 //
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Some of the previous quizzes have been a little obscure! So here’s a quiz that’s a little less ridiculous and a little more fun!

  1. You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
  2. A: “Are you frightened?”
    B: “Yes.”
    A: “Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you.”
  3. Ian Freeze!
  4. A: “Think it’ll work?”
    B: “It would take a miracle.”
  5. A: “Play it once, Sam. For old times’ sake.”
    B: “I don’t know what you mean, Miss Ilsa.”
    A: “Play it, Sam. Play ‘As Time Goes By’.”
  6. They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, “Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly…”
  7. I understand you’re a man who knows how to get things.
  8. What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don’t think I can take that kind of rejection!
  9. (Singing) Between our frozen dinners, and our bedtime – 9:15 – we’d snuggle watching Lucy on a big, enormous, 12-inch screen!

Stand By Me, not on the list, but other King might be!

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Movies Out Today, November 18 2011

November 18, 11 //
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Here’s what came out today, November 18 2011!

-The Descendants
-Happy Feet Two
-The Lie
-Rid of Me
-The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
-Tyrannosaur

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Movie Quote Quiz #3 – There’s Music In The Air (Somewhere)

November 16, 11 //
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In honor of my friend Skytree‘s new album and the Music video we made together that all released on 11-11-11 I’ve decided to do a music themed quote quiz! There’s a catch of course, these movies may or may not be musicals, and they may or may not even be about music. The one thing they all have in common, though, is that someone sings at some point within the movie.

  1. A: “How often does the train go by?”
    B: “So often that you won’t even notice it.”
  2. A: “That’s an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?”
    B: “Revenge.”
  3. “I’ve got a tape I want to play you.”
  4. “Going up. Top floor. Pantyhose. Illegal drugs and cigarettes.”
  5. “I looked for you in my closet tonight.”
  6. “You can’t really dust for vomit.”
  7. A: “But, you’re not a girl! You’re a guy, and why would a guy wanna marry a guy?”
    B: “Security!”
  8. “Damn! We’re in a tight spot!”
  9. “It seems you have discovered your unpleasant nature.”

Post your answers in the comments, use the little speech bubble under the title.

High Fidelity, not one of the answers

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Movies Out Today, 11-11-11

November 11, 11 //
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Here are some of the movies that came out today, November 11 2011!

-11-11-11
-The Conquest
-Immortals
-J. Edgar (Wide release)
-Jack and Jill
-London Boulevard
-Melancholia [I can't wait!]

Also out today is my friend Skytree’s new album! Check it out!

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