Worst 9
9. Love and other drugs ( Hathaway is fantastic but the film is overwrought garbage) 5/10
8. Nightmare on Elm Street ( They cut my scenes so they can kiss my) 5/ 10
7. Wall Street 2: Money never sleeps ( The money may not have but I did. Seriously.) 4/10
6. Salt ( Finally a cold, emotionless dull Angelina film) 4/10
5. After.Life (Turd dressed in a tuxedo is still a _) 4/10
4.Grown Ups ( Excuse for Sandler and Co. to make fart jokes) 3/10
3. Wolf Man (Love Hugo Weaving’s sideburns but loathe the film) 3/10
2. Repo Men (Further proof that Jude Law isn’t a leading man) 2/10
1. Saw 3-D ( Amateur torture trash, worst of the series) 1/10
Top 9
9. Never Let Me Go – Mark Romanek ( Emotive, restrained and one spoiler away from ruining it) 7/10
8. Black Swan – Darren Aronofsky (Red Shoes, Suspiria cocktail brought to life by Portman) 7/10
7. Scott Pilgrim .vs. the World – Edgar Wright (Video Game aesthetic done right. Loved the Culkin kid.) 7/10
6. Social Network – David Fincher (Pitch: “ David, heres a really boring idea for a film..” 8/10
5.Carlos – Olivier Assayas – ( Five hours of global terror good times) 8/10
4. Winter’s Bone- Debra Granik (Best backwoods film since deliverance had me squealing) 8/10
3. Animal Kingdom – David Michôd (Sprawling family crime drama reminiscent of American 70’s cinema) 8/10
2. Enter the Void – Gaspar Noé – (Pure cinematic masturbation. Big screen only. More please!) 8/10
1. Certified Copy – Abbas Kiarostami ( Slow, ambiguous relationship drama, Binoche shines) 10/10
Honarable Mention:
Greenberg, Piranha 3-D, Let Me In, Dogtooth, American Grindhouse.
